- Wo ist die Toilette? German
- Where's the loo? English
- nuqDa'oH puchpa "e' Klingon
- Donde esta el bano? Spanish
- Gdje je zahod? Croatian
- Wo isch d'Tualetta? Swiss German
- Ou sont les toilettes French
- Dov'e il bagno? Italian
- Where's the potty? English (Grandpa)
I feel very confident that if you memorize this page you will be able to find a bathroom anywhere in Europe. You have no idea how relieved I am - and you have no idea how you will thank me when you need to be relieved. Nuff said.
The money's in your accounts.
Happy Boxing Day,
Grandma